One person who will no longer be keeping up with the Kardashians: Pete Davidson.
Take a deep breath and don’t have a panic attack, super fans: Kim Kardashian and Davidson have officially split. In fact, they felt it was doomed (and I did predict this from the beginning).
When photos of the two holding hands on a Halloween ride hit the Internet last year, people everywhere went into a frenzy. Amid divorce from the man formerly known as Kanye West — who now goes by Ye (Hold on; let me roll my eyes 18,000 times) — Kardashian, 41, has found their uncoupling to be mostly supportive and compassionate as they go their separate ways.
However, he may have returned to his bullying ways after her split with Davidson. While she has stated she’s not focusing extensively on love, her stars could show otherwise. Insiders have stated that the television personality ran in similar circles as “Saturday Night Live” cast member Davidson, 28, and with them both in New York City at the same time — could there be a clandestine meeting? (Just make sure the sex tape doesn’t leak this time, boo-boo.).
While many of their close friends said that the two were just friends initially, first-time “SNL” host Kardashian admitted that she was “surprised” by the chemistry she and the comedian shared. As one of the most unlikely ladies’ men in Hollywood — having previously dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber and “Bridgerton” star Phoebe Dynevor — Davidson clearly has some serious “big d–k energy” that seems to make the ladies go wild!
Let’s dive into the real connection between them.
Kim Kardashian’s birth chart
Kim Kardashian was born on Oct. 21, 1980. This makes her a charming Libra Sun with a sensitive Pisces Moon. Her birth time is listed online, helping us to see that her Ascendant is in Sagittarius.
Right off the bat, we can see that she has a fair bit of Air and Water elemental energy, with a splash of Fire and Earth. This helps her to find a balance between extremes and understand the fluid flow of people and life. In essence, Kardashian is a peacekeeper and does not like conflict.
In fact, she will go to an extreme to bend over backward to make sure that others find her sweet and charming — but, of course, that doesn’t mean she’s afraid to own her boss-babe vibes. She has an empathic side to her, which she uses to tap into other people’s emotions and find a better way of relating to them.
When it comes to compatibility in relationships, we also always reference someone’s natal Venus and Mars, too. As the planet of intimacy, her Venus lands in practical Virgo. Kardashian values giving and receiving in her relationships and enjoys stability and security. She’s especially sensual and doesn’t have a problem being a caretaker or stepping up to help someone she loves in need. That definitely makes her a wonderful friend to have.
Next, though, her Mars — which ties to her sex drive — is in adventurous Sagittarius. This gives her an impulsive, passionate side, one that could even potentially be kinky, voyeuristic or exhibitionist. She craves to spice it up, so when someone entices her seductive side, she could very quickly be inclined to hop on the mental foreplay.
Pete Davidson’s birth chart
Next up, the ladies man: Pete Davidson. I haven’t met him in person yet (I live in Los Angeles and bump into celebs at parties and such all the time), but am always so perplexed when girls are swept off their feet by him!
He was born on Nov. 16, 1993, which makes him a magnetic Scorpio Sun with a strategic Capricorn Moon. TBH: just knowing that makes me realize he is cunning, smooth and knows exactly how to conquer. Scorpio Suns ooze an irresistible and mysterious sex appeal. (I’ve dated many Scorpios and let’s just say … they have a knack for getting under your skin and getting you naked before you even realize it! They are currently on my s–t list.) Also, a Capricorn Moon is highly slick, always playing for the long game.
That placement can give someone a darker side, usually one that uses humor to mask the icy emotions underneath. They’re ultimately pretty melancholy people, but use comedy as a tool to laugh in the face of problems. Between those two placements — and we don’t have his birth time, so cannot calculate his Ascendant — we can tell that Davidson has a rare confidence that makes him think he can get whatever or whomever he wants. He can mirror them and play to their rhythms, ultimately sneaking his way in exactly when their defenses are down. Is that manipulative? Well, yes. But is it also totally “big D” vibes? Also, hell yes.
As a quick overview of his Venus and Mars, we see that his planet of love is in Scorpio with his planet of sex being in Sagittarius. He is deeply passionate and intense in union, as well as likely very possessive. He is “all or nothing” in love.
Last, his sex drive is very high and craves spontaneity and a hint of danger — something that further enhances his sense of mystery and allure.
But are Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson romantically compatible?
On a scale of one to 10, with one being lame sauce chemistry, five being platonic joy, and 10 being a soulmate connection: I’m giving these two a solid 7.5. Why? Because there are just so many wonderful interactions between their planets.
On one hand, there are tons of links that suggest a stimulating, jovial and creative rapport with a high level of mental stimulation. There’s a lot of synergy between shared interests, similar circles and support for one another’s goals. The two enjoy the good life and aren’t afraid to try new things and be present in the connection.
So, yes: above and beyond, we see such an easy friendship being developed, one that will feel so aligned that it’s likely felt that they’ve known each other much longer than they actually have.
But then we see that there are also a lot of planetary interactions between their charts that represent romantic affinity, intimacy … and extremely hot sex. Both of their Mars are united in the exact same place — which is hella rare. And you know what that means? They get down and dirty in pretty much the same way and would feed each other’s fire. We’re talking about like 10-orgasm nights, ya’ll! (My favorite.)
Kardashian has some powerful planetary alignments now favoring new love and passionate dating, whereas Davidson is entering a very intense cycle around commitments, partnerships and marriage that will echo on from now until the middle of 2024!
Unfortunately, though, the sparks were always likely to fizzle out. They will likely end up friends even if the love didn’t last forever. And remember: you heard it here first.
Astrology 101: Your guide to the stars
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