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Jags have Nietzschean moment

8. September 2008

The Onion has profiled the Jacksonville Jaguars as suddenly becoming very uncertain about the meaning of football in relation to life and the existence of the universe. Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life Not to worry, though…the Onion is just a satirical newspaper. The Jags are actually coming along quite [...]

Please… Don’t Taze Me, Bro!

20. September 2007

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Earlier this week a University of Florida student was tasered by campus police while disrupting a speech by John Kerry. The incident was captured on video from multiple angles and quickly made the circuit on cable news stations as well as YouTube and other video sharing websites. In the video the guy being grabbed by [...]

Take a vacation from sales tax

5. August 2007

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From yesterday until midnight on August 13, the Legislature has approved a sales tax holiday on a number of items, mostly clothing, books and school supplies, that fall within certain price ranges. The list appears to be somewhat random, though…bowties, girdles and fishing vests are all exempt from the tax. However, fins, crib blankets and [...]

STUDY: Seventy Percent of All Praise is Sarcastic

12. May 2007

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Another gem from the Onion News Network. Setting the standard for 24-hour cable news since it was founded in December, 1892. Report: 70 Percent Of All Praise Sarcastic

The Flea Market Rap…

6. May 2007

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Some Jacksonville business should hire this guy to come do a commercial for them. Hmmm… “Jax Daily, Jax Daily, it’s just like a newspaper… not really. It’s online, the computer, read it… Jax Daily… hey! hey! you heard me… whatever… Jax Daily!” Or not.

Fernandina Beach High Does the Jitterbug

30. April 2007

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Not sure what they’re putting in the water up in Nassau County, but this is really pretty well done for a student video. There’s also a slightly less elaborate, but still pretty strange, version of “I Want it That Way” by the Backstreet Boys. It gets better towards the end with lots of [...]

The Onion: Something is Happening in Haiti

26. April 2007

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For anyone who is sick of cable news channels “breaking news” before they actually have any idea of what’s going on, this piece from the Onion News Network is pretty darn funny… Breaking News: Something Happening In Haiti